Unicorns, Bigfoot, and The Fountain of Free Flowing Wine

We now have proof that at least two of these exist, and here is the photo to prove it. This is a rather popular spot for obvious reasons. Unfortunately we came upon it rather early in the morning, but all the same free wine is still free wine.  And for what it's worth, The Idiot had a Bigfoot sighting in Oklahoma around  1974 give or take. He was not by himself and there is another witness, and no free wine was involved.