The Idiot Earns His Moniker

This is what happens when you get jumped by three guys on a side street in Pamplona. I think all four of them were over the age of 70, but all the same when it's five against one you don't stand much of a chance. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. If Abroad ever tells you that I was simply walking down the trail and tripped over my own 2 feet...I will categorically deny this is what happened.